Jajaja...

Little Johnny's parents weren't happy with the results he was getting in class so the decided to move him to a Catholic school. After the first few weeks, they saw an amazing improvement in his grades, he was top of the class and his behaviour had improved as well.

"Why do you think you're doing so well at this new school." His farther asked him one day.

He replied "When I first saw the poor bastard stuck to the cross I realised these guys don't fuck around!"